aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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