I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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