Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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