none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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