Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
MIDGETS
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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