Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We don't watch enough power rangers
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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