omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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