New invention idea: vibrating tampons
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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