ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I understand Curling. That high.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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