one might say we're banned from that church
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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