They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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