I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
