my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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