absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
