id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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