508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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