and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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