The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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