Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So apparently I’m into choking now
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