You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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