Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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