Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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