UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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