Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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