Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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