What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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