...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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