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(940): View more from Texas

she started talking about my kids

(1-940): View more from Texas

was she topless?

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(925): View more from California

At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.

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(810): View more from Michigan

It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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(516): View more from New York

So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence

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(207): View more from Maine

We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?

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(517): View more from Michigan

We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.

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(302): View more from Delaware

What are you feeling right now?

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼‍♀️

(302): View more from Delaware

So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory

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