How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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