But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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