id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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