But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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