In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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