you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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