I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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