Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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