it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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