he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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