the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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