Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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