so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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