Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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