can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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