OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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