her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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