Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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