She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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