dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I smell like Dick and happiness
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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