this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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