I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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